Monthly Archives: October 2014

Pseudo-nese

“How do you identify yourself?” I think that this question is the deep and politically correct hipster’s manifestation of the once simple question, “where are you from?” When confronted with this question, I (shockingly) don’t drop to the ground, which … Continue reading

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A Letter To My Thirteen Year Old Self

I’m looking at you so closely- not only because this photo is in what seems to be 0.0001 megapixels- but because I’m trying to channel you. Yes, I said channel. YES, I’m over my That’s So Raven obsession. Shutup, I’m … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to Asshole Professors and the Schools That Employ Them

To Dr(s). Assface(s), With the recognition that you are the only and the most busy person in this world, (actually I didn’t  don’t recognize this, but you seem desperate to prove this to everyone, and, I suspect, yourself) I will take it … Continue reading

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Only Some Races Are Allowed Safety Is The Message A Student Received Amidst Today’s Crisis in Ottawa

Today has been an emotional and borderline unreal day for many residents of Ottawa and Canadians at large. My university was put on lock-down because of a developing emergency in downtown Ottawa- which is only a few moments away from … Continue reading

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Realistic Advice for Dealing with Insecurities

Counselor, is this, in your opinion? Yes. In my opinion. I’m hoping someone picked up on that The Good Wife reference. *         *          * I think that so long as we live amongst other … Continue reading

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Idealism

Those cliche movies and self-help books that constantly advise you to “find your happy place” rarely tell you that this abstract place could be your own mind. In fact, it is much more common to encounter the notion that your … Continue reading

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NOT EVERYONE IS YOUR POTENTIAL SOULMATE

I wasn’t planning on writing about this, but today I came to a ground-breaking revelation that I felt needed to be shared, and so, here we are. The revelation is this: there really are a lot of people in the … Continue reading

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